Where u are?

If you ever get lost in India and want to find out where you are, this
is the best way of doing just that.

 

scenario 1
two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,
then a fourth and
they start arguing about who s right - you are in Kolkata.

 

scenario 2
two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,
sees them and walks on – that's Mumbai.

 

scenario 3
two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along &
tries to make
peace. the first two get together & beat him up - that's Delhi .


scenario 4
two guys are fighting. a crowd gathers to watch. a guy
comes along and
quietly opens a chai stall - that s Ahmadabad.

 

scenario 5
two guys are fighting and a third guy comes. he writes
a software program to solve the issue but the fight does not stop
because of a bug in the program. that s Bangalore .

 

scenario 6
two guys are fighting. a crowd gathers to watch. a guy
comes along and quietly says "anna, dont fight for all this nonsense".
peace comes in - thats Chennai.

 

scenario 7
two guys are fighting. both of them take time out and
call their friends on mobile. now 50 guys are fighting. you are in Hyderabad

 

scenario 8
two guys are fighting.,third guys comes try to stop them
and get involved and call others too to stop,
finally stop them,you r in Rajasthan

 

scenario 9
two guys are fighting. a crowd gathers to watch.
someone calls police.
the police come and lathi charge all the people crowded there. someone
throws stones at the police. the police throw stones back at the
crowd. some people are arrested. damages to the shops nearby. next
day, harthal and holiday declared by government ..You are very much in
thiruvananthapuram, the city of Kerala ...