BULLS BALLS

One day, an American was touring Spain. After his day's sightseeing,

he stopped at a local restaurant. While sipping his wine,

he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served

at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.

He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"

The waiter replied, " Ah senor, you have excellent taste!

Those are bulls balls from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"

 

The American, though momentarily daunted when he learned

the origin of the dish said, "What the heck, I'm on vacation! Bring me an order!"

The waiter replied, "I am so sorry, senor. There is only one serving a day

since there is only one bull fight each morning.

If you come early tomorrow and place your order,

we will be sure to serve you this delicacy!"

 

The next morning, the American returned, placed his order

and was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.

After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter,

He called to the waiter and said, "These are much, much smaller

than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"

The waiter promptly replied, "Si, senor! Sometimes the bull wins!"