Reasons why not to go to a 5-star hotel

Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"

Answer : "tea please"

Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"

Answer : "Ceylon tea "

Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"

Answer : "white"

Question : "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"

Answer: "With milk "

Question : "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"

Answer : "With cow milk please.

Question : " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"

Answer : " Um, I'll take it black. "

Question : " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"

Answer : "With sugar"

Question : " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"

Answer : "Cane sugar "

Question :" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"

Answer : "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."

Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "

Answer : "Mineral water"

Question : "Flavored or non-flavored ?"

Answer : "I'll rather die of thirst