Stupid Questions/Answers

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .

 

Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?

 

Answer:-Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

 

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2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...

 

Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt?

 

Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...why don't you try again.

 

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3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...

 

Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people.

 

Answer:-Why? Would it rather have been you?

 

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4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter

 

Stupid Question:-Is ! The "Paneer butter Masala" dish good??

 

Answer:-No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.

 

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5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...

 

Stupid Question:- Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.

 

Answer:-Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself

 

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6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...

 

Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?

 

Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.

 

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7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

 

Stupid Question:- Sorry. Were you sleeping?

 

Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not.You thought I was sleeping.... You dumb witted moron.

 

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8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...

 

Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?

 

Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding.... ..