Children

Groucho: So, Mrs. Smith, do you have any children?
Mrs. Smith: Yes,  thirteen.

Groucho: Thirteen! Good lord, isn't that a burden?

Mrs. Smith:  Well, I love my husband.
Groucho: Lady, I love my cigar but I take it out of  my mouth once in a while.

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 A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married.

Guess what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.

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 Q - What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?

A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying...
& the other ensures U Continue to do so.

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 2 Dost Suicide karne gaye,

Pahala : "Hey Bhagwan muje dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani de Dukh de!"
Dusra dost : "Abe TU maut maang raha hai ki Reliance mai Job?".