Equations........

*       SSC + HSC + BTech + MBA = UNEMPLOYMENT

*       An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com.

*       One Chinese gymnast = India's Gold Medal tally since 1896

*       Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.

*       Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park.

*        4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = a 4 minute song in Hindi movie.

*        Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability + personality + own production company = Kajol..

*       Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favorite serials.

*       Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan - Talent = Abhishek Bachchan

*       Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan

*       1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda

*       1 person - shirt = Salman Khan

*       1 person + straight hair + un-straight walk = Sanjay Dutt

*       1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol

*        One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya Film

*       Reading mails all the time + no replies = Silence of the Lamb!

 

*       Software Engineer, Qualified Employee + No Work = Forwards