Never kiss

Never kiss police woman. She will say
Stop and hands up. Never kiss nurse.

She will say next. Always kiss ur teacher.
She will say repeat it 5 times.

 

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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

 

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Man : my wife is too good.
She can talk on any subject for hours.

Friend : Ahh!!! My wife is better,
She does not even need a subject to talk about.

 

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Q: What is the Extreme height of stupidity?

Answer: Two sardars Sitting in a Auto and fighting for corner seat!!!