Place of SUSU

In a party a lady wanted to go to the  toilet badly.
So she approached the host Santa and asked,

"Where is your  SUSU place,  Please show me."

Santa winked at the lady and said.
"Yea, naughty girl, First you show me your SUSU place and then I will show you mine."

 

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Arz kiya hai,

Tu gaya uski gali main,
Tu gaya uski gali main,

Bola dil se dil laga Lo,

Jab dekha uski mummy ko to bola,
"Jute chappal'' thik karva Lo.

 

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Sidhu ki maa ko gussa kab aata hai?   

Jab sidhu laughter challenge main Hans Hans kar har contestant se kehta hai-   

Bas kar mere BAAP.

 

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Khud ko kar buland itna
Ki har ladki tujhe Friendship offer kare,

Or TU kahe ki is root ki sabhi laine wayast hai
Kirpya 9800****** dial kare..