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Saturday, March 22, 2008

Story About Orkut

A Guy Lost His Girlfriend In A Train Accident....

But The Gal's Name Nowhere Appeared In The Dead List. This Guy

Grew Up N Became IT Technical Architect in His Late 20? S, Achievement in Itself!

He Hired Developers from the Whole Globe and Plan to Make A

Software Where He Could Search For His Gf through the Web...

Things Went As Planned...

N He Found Her, After Losing Millions Of Dollars And 3 Long Years!!

It Was Time to Shut Down the Search Operation, When the CEO of Google Had A

Word with This Guy N Took Over This Application,

This Software Made a Whopping 1 Billion Dollars Profit in Its First Year,

Which We Today Know As ORKUT.

 

The Guy's Name Is ORKUT BUYUKKOTEN. Yes It's Named after Him Only. Today He

Is Paid A Hefty Sum by Google for the Things We Do Like Scrapping. He Is Expected To B The Richest Person By 2009.

ORKUT BUYUKKOTEN Today Has 13 Assistants to Monitor His Scrapbook & 8 To

Monitor His Friends-List. He Gets Around 20,000 Friend-Requests A Day &

About 85,000 Scraps!!!

Some Other Cool Facts about This Guy:

* He Gets $12 From Google When Every Person Registers To This Website.

* He Also Gets $10 When You Add Somebody As A Friend.

* He Gets $8 When Your Friend's Friend Adds You as A Friend & Gets $6 If

   Anybody Adds You As Friend In The Resulting Chain.

* He Gets $5 When You Scrap Somebody & $4 When Somebody Scraps You.

* He Also Gets $200 For Each Photograph You Upload On Orkut.

* He Gets $2.5 When You Add Your Friend In The Crush-List Or In The Hot-List.

* He Gets $2 When You Become Somebody's Fan.

* He Gets $1.5 When Somebody Else Becomes Your Fan.

* He Even Gets $1 Every Time You Logout of Orkut.

* He Gets $0.5 Every Time You Just Change Your Profile-Photograph.

* He Also Gets $0.5 Every Time You Read Your Friend's Scrap-Book & $0.5 Every Time
You View Your Friend's Friend-List..

 


"Moral of the story"?


LOSE GIRLFRIEND AND MAKE BILLIONS!!!!     

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