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A software engineer was smoking.

A  lady  standing  nearby  said  to him "can't you see the Warning, Smoking is injurious to health..!'.

He replied "We are bothered only about Errors, not Warnings !!"

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 Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband's drinking habit?

Woman: Yes, Yes !! An amazing effect !! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.

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A man went to an auction. He bid on a parrot.
He really wanted this bird, so he kept on bidding,

But kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher.

Finally, he won the bid. As he was paying, he said to the Auctioneer,
"I surely hope such a costly parrot can talk.

"Don't worry", said the Auctioneer,
"He can talk. Who do you think kept bidding against you?"