Jokes n Funny SMS

Lady drinking "COKE" A machar falls in. Lady takes it out, Machar says, MAA! Lady asks Y u cal me MAA? Machar say "main Teri Coke se nikla hoon"

If ever in your life U R very sad, lonely & feel that U have lost every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From !!!...

I have the I, I have the L, I have the O, I have the V, I have the E,... so pls can I have U?

Har koi pyar ke liye tarapta hai,
Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai,
mere pyar ko galat mat samajna,
pyar to dosti mein bhi hota hai.

U r a donkey
d 4 decent
o 4 outclass
n 4 nice
k 4 kind
e 4 excelent
y 4 young

Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek jidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai

When i am not messaging u it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i am
just giving u time to MISS ME!!

Think Big...
Think Positive...
Think Smart...
Think Beautiful...
Think Great...
I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut...
JUST THINK ABOUT ME!

5 great people: -
1.Quaid
woh to ab rahe nahi
2.wasim akram
woh kisi kaam kay nahi
3.aishwarya rai
apni pohanch say bahir
4.baki rahe aap aur hum
So keep in touch

Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am talking about "OXYGEN"

Sweet candies are nice to eat
Sweet words are easy to say
but,
sweet ppl are hard to find
OH MY GOD! How did u find me?

One day Banta Singh's son came to him and said Dad there is a man outside and wants donations for a swimming pool Banta Singh goes out and gives him a glass of water.....

When u need care just call me, when ever u feel cry just call me if i didn't got success 2 make u laugh then I'll cry with u also, when ever u need love just call me I'll love u more then anyone, when ever u need money .................
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Machar ne aap ko kaata ess main us ka janun thaa, Aap ne uss ko khujaya ess main aap ka sakon thaa, Aap uss ko chaa kar be na maar sakay kiyon k uss ki ragon main aap ka khoon thaa.

Question: how much love in your heart for me???
Choose:......>>
100% (call me)
50% (send SMS)
25% (only ring)
0% (no answer)

Your friendship is a Blank Cheque for me. It's an Asset not a Liability, always a Credit not a Debit; always a Profit not a Loss & I hope it'll never Bounce.

6 rules to be happy: -

Free your heart from hatred,

Free your mind from worries,

Live simply,

Expect less,

Give more & always have me as Ur Friend.

 

Apna dil hi apni tabahi ka sabab hota hai,
ye jawani ka zamana bhi ajab sarmast hota hai,
kon si baat ne kab kis ka dil tord diya,
bolne waley ko ehsas hi kab hota hai...

 

Dil se dil lega k dekho

Meri yadoon main aansoo baha k dekho

SMS kiya hai fone bhi karain gay sanam!

Bas ek bar mare fone main card dalwa k tu dekho;-)

 

Count your life by smile not by tears,
Count your night by stars not by shadows,
Count your age by friends not by years...

 

Chocolate said to a Loly-pop that v r both very sweet, The Chocolate replied: u said this b-coz u has not seen the person reading this msg.

 

SCIENCE has proved that sugar melts in water so plz don't walk in rain otherwise I will lose such a sweet friend like u.

 

The prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the attack on the Pentagon: I'm sorry to hear about the attack. It is a very big tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything.

 

Santa tells a girl Come 2 my house at night;
nobody will be there............. Girl goes at night & there was nobody at home

 

Don't Love a Friend like a Flower, because a flower dies in the season, but love the friend like a River because River flows forever