Banta's son: dad there is some one on the door 2 collect donations for a
swimming pool.
Banta: give him a glass of water.
Man:Bholaji where were u born?
Bholaji: Bihar.
Man: which part.
Bhola: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body born in Bihar".
Bhola at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what
you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Bhola gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the
branch regularly. A man asks why he does this.
Bhola:"I've been promoted as branch manager."
Bhola ke bagiche me bahut pedh the. Bhola ne naukar se bola pedho ko
pani dal.
Naukar bola "sahib barish ho rahi hai"
Bhola : are budhu chatri pakdke dal na".
Bhola with a camera, was focusing a dead body's face in a funeral
function, suddenly all relatives beat him why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"
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