Hold It Tight

A Cowboy having a toothache and goes to the dentist's office. The dentist examines him and says, "That tooth has to come out. I'm going to give you a shot of Novocain and I'll be back in a few minutes."

The man grabs the dentist's arm, "No way. I hate needles I'm not having any shot!"

So the dentist says, "Okay, then we will have to go with the gas."

The man replies, "Absolutely not. It makes me very sick and it lasts a few days. I'm not having gas."

So the dentist steps out and comes back with a glass of water. "Here," he says. "Take this pill."

The man asks "What is it?"

The doc replies, "Viagra."

The man looks surprised. "Will that kill the pain?" he asks.

"No," replies the dentist, "but it will sure give you something to hang on to while I pull your tooth"