Joke Time

Pyarelals Interview

Pyarelal goes for a job interview in an office.

The interviewer starts with the basics. "So, Mr, can you tell us your age, please?"

Pyarelal counts carefully on his fingers for half a minute before replying. "Um ... 22."

The interviewer tries another straight forward one to break the ice. "And can you tell us your height, please?"

Pyarelal stands up and produces a measuring tape from his handbag.. he then traps one end under his foot and extends the tape to the top of his head. he checks the measurement and announces, "Five foot two!" This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics; something the he won't have to count, measure, or lookup. "Just to confirm for our records, your name please?"

Pyarelal bobs his head from side to side for about fifteen seconds, mouthing something silently to himself, before replying, "Pyarelal!"

The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks, "What were you doing when I asked you your name?"

"Oh, that!" replies Pyarelal," I was just running through that song, 'Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you...Happy Birthday dear Pyarelal...happy birthday to you...'.


Naughty Duck

A duck walked into a department store and asked the clerk if he had any
grapes. The clerk said no, it was the shoe department and he had no
grapes. The duck proceeded to waddle away.

A few minutes later the duck looked up and noticed this duck waddling
toward him again. The duck asked the clerk if he had any grapes. The
clerk, losing his temper, replied that he had no grapes and not to
bother him due to being too busy for that type of antics.

The duck waddled away.

Not more than 5 minutes later, in waddles the duck. Directly to the
clerk he went. "Got any grapes?"

The clerk, steaming, replied, "If you come in here again and ask for
grapes, I am going to nail those flat feet of yours to the floor!"

The duck shrugged his shoulders and waddled out the door. Two seconds
later the duck approaches the clerk, "Got any nails?"

The clerk, "NO, WE JUST SELL SHOES!"

The duck, "Got any grapes?"