What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee ?!
· The British: will throw the cup into the street and leave the coffee shop for good .
· The American: will get the insect out and drink the coffee .
· The Chinese: will eat the insect and drink the coffee .
· The Israeli will :
1. Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese .
2. Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure .
3. Accuse the Palestinians, Hizb Allah , Syria and Iran of using germ-weapons .
4. Keep on crying about anti-semitism and violations of human rights .
5. Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects in the cups of coffee .
6. Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip .
7. Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and electricity from Palestinian houses and randomly shoot Palestinians .
8. Ask the United States for urgent military support and a loan of one million dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee .
9. Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner by making him offer free coffee to him till the end of the century .
10. Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be standing still , not even sympathizing with the Israeli Nation .
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