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Monday, September 15, 2008

do u know this algebra??

1.) SSC + HSC + BMS + MBA = UNEMPLYOMENT .


2.) An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com.

3.) Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.


4.) 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = 4 minute song in Hindi movie.


5.) Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite serials.


6.) Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan -Talent.


7.) Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan


8.) 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda


9.) 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan


10.) 1 person + straight hair + unstraight walk = Sanjay dutt


11.) 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol


12.) One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred Relatives + A house bigger

        than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya'sFilm.

13.) One man + one woman = Isha Deol


14.) Time waste - time = Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi

 

15.) Boring songs + heavy dialogues + Bogus dressing = Devdas


16.) New heroes + New heroins = a flop movie


17.) Old heroes + new heroins = a blunder

18.) Old heroes + old heroins = timepass


19.) action - suspense + comedy - thrill - story - clothes = Indiansuperhit movie


20.) Do aur do paanch = Indian algebra
1 Lady - 1 Brain = Aishwarya Rai
1 Lady - 1/2 Clothes = Mallika Sherawat
1 Lady + 1 Buffalo = Yana Gupta


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