21 St Century its true

It is true.. 21 St Century.. Our communication - Wireless Our telephone      -  Cordless Our cooking         - Fireless Our youth           - Jobless Our Ladies          - Topless Our food          -   Fatless Our labor         -   Effortless Our conduct    -  Worthless Our relation      - Loveless Our attitude     -  Careless Our feelings    -   Heartless Our politics     -  Shameless Our education  - Valueless Our follies      -  Countless Our arguments  -  Baseless Our boss        -   Brainless Our Job        - Thankless Our Salary  - Less and less     Thanks and Best Regards

Said a lecherous fellow named Shea, When his prick wouldn't rise for a lay, "You must sieze it, and squeeze it, And tease it, and please it, For Rome wasn't built in a day."   Said a woman with open delight, "My pubic hair's perfectly white. I admit there's a glare, But the fellows don't care. They locate it more quickly at night       Said a lecherous fellow named Shea, When his prick wouldn't rise for a lay, "You must seize it, and squeeze it, And tease it, and please it, For Rome wasn't built in a day   She demanded I gave her affection Then opened her thighs for inspection; I found her quite nice 'Til I noticed the lice And immediately lost my erection.   Before they could jump on my dick I re-buttoned my fly pretty quick; But she shouted, "You fool! All I want is your tool!" So I gave her my shovel and pick.   The next time you meet Millie Day, And she lures you to bed for a lay, Remember, you simp, I'm her bona fide pimp, And get half the cash that you pay!   The fact of the matter is: Jack Had long wanted Jill on her back; So he told her some tale, About filling a pail... And then bungled his plan of attack.   FUNNERS   There  once was a girl named Straight Whose pussy smelled like bait! Whenever Jeff pounds her The room reeks of flounder Her twat, she needs to refrigerate The was an old woman from Kent Who went to a football event She sat near the goal And opened her hole One guess as to where the ball went?     S & T UnLeashed   The spouse of a pretty young thing Came home from the wars in the spring. He was lame but he came With his dame like a flame-- A discharge is a wonderful thing. There once was a fellow named Dave Who dug up a whore from her grave She was mouldy as shit and missing a tit But think of the money he saved There once was a dentist named Stone Who saw all his patients alone. In a fit of depravity He filled the wrong cavity, And my, how his practice has grown! There once was a girl they called Trish Who was quite a delectable dish Men savored her lips Then brought bags of chips For her pussy smelt strongly of fish