Nine words women use...

1. Fine  : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 
 
2. Five Minutes  : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more 
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 
 

3. Nothing  : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,  
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing 
usually end in fine. 
 
4. Go Ahead  : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 

5. Loud Sigh  : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement 
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an  
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing 
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 

 

6. That's Okay  : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman 
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard  
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 

7. Thanks  : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say 
you're welcome.  
 
8. Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU! 

 

9. Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning 
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but  
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's 
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN!