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Wednesday, January 30, 2008

JOb DISCRIPTION

A young man goes into  the Job Centre in Jacksonville ,  Florida and  sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested  he goes to learn more -

 
"Can  you give me some more details about this?" he asks the guy behind the  desk.

 The Job Centre man sorts through his files & replies - "Oh yes here it  is:

 The job entails you getting  the lady patients ready for the gynecologist. 
You have to help them out of  their underwear, lie them down and
carefully wash their genital  regions.  You then apply shaving foam and gently
shave off all their pubic hair  then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready
for the gynecologist's  examination.  

There's an annual salary of $45,000, but you're going to have to go  to Oxford,  
Mississippi
.   That's about 620  miles fom here."  

  "Oh why, is that where the  job's at?" 

  "No sir - that's  where the end of the line is!"

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