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Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Graffitti 18+

·  Sex is Evil, Evil is sin, Sins are Forgiven, So Sex is In!

·  Viagra now available in powder to put in tea, does nothing for erections but stops your biscuit from going soft.

 

·  An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card

·  Without a doubt, women are the foundation stone of the society; but always remember who laid them!

 

·  If necessity is the mother of invention, then… Frustration is the father of masturbation!

·  Always marry a woman with small palms. It makes your dick look bigger !

 

·  I believe in safe sex...I've got a handrail around the bed.

·  Just remember: No matter how hot & sexy a babe is, someone somewhere is tired of fuckin her!

 

·  The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

·  Life without Friends is like Boobs without Nipples... POINTLESS !

 

·  Go braless: it'll pull the wrinkles out of your face.

·  The importance of UNITY explained at it's best: What did one leg of a woman tell dthe other: UNITED we are saved, Divided we are Fucked.

·  Old Proverb: A smile is a curve that makes everything straight.
New Proverb: Boobs are curves that make something super straight...!

·  Slogan on a boy's T-shirt: Please tell your boobs not to stare at my eyes.

 

·  In life, never look down on anybody, unless you are getting a lovely view of the cleavage!

·  The definition of an optimist is a woman who loads up the CD changer before making love.

 

·  When the toilet paper of experience is depleted, the *** of reason goes unwiped.

·  My wife and I finally became sexually compatible... We achieve simultaneous headaches.

 

·  Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?

·  Go on. Add some variety to your sex life... Use the other hand!

 

·  Memory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it.

·  Fuck a girl & she'll love you... Love a girl & she'll fuck you!

 

·  A hooker once told me she had a headache.

·  Most men have split personalities; They hate cats but love pussies.

·  Men give love to get sex, Women give sex to get love.

·  Most men approve of premarital sex until daughters are born.

 

·  A pussy is like a potato chip: You can't eat just one.

·  Did God make you an asshole, or did you evolve?

 

·  A hooker once told me she had a headache.

·  Men play the game. Women know the score.

 

·  Too much sex is not good for one but rather nice for two!

·  A girl can be poor in history but great on dates!

 

·  Women like to spoon in bed, whereas men just like to fork.

·  Go on. Add some variety to your sex life... Use the other hand!

 

·  Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?

·  My wife and I finally became sexually compatible...We achieve simultaneous headaches.

·  When the toilet paper of experience is depleted, the ass of reason goes unwiped.

·  Nature invented sex as a reward for letting go of childhood.

 

·  The definition of an optimist is a woman who loads up the CD changer before making love.

·  Viagra now available in powder to put in tea, does nothing for erections but stops your biscuit from going soft.

 

·  Money is just like arse... Everybody has it, but nobody wants to give it !

·  Practice safe sex, go fuck yourself.

 

·  Height of conceit : Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

·  My wife says my sex drive has taken up walking.

 

·  9 out of 10 men prefer large breasts. The other man prefers the 9 men.

·  Cleavage is something you can look down on and approve of at the same time

 

·  Money is jst like arse... everybody has it, but.... nobody wants to give it !

·  Success is like masturbation, only ur own hand can let u acheive it.

·  Educatuon is like hiring a prostitute, it needs both money & hard work.

·  Work is like a gangbang, ten people are behind ur ass 2 take ur place.

 

·  Fate is like getting raped, if u can't fight it learn to njoy it.

·  Success is like masturbation, only ur own hand can let u acheive it.

 

·  Men are like vacations...They never seem to last long enough

·  I believe in safe sex...I've got a handrail around the bed

 

·  Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?

·  I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight

 

·  You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me

·  All those who proclaim that dog is man's best friend, have evidently not played with a pussy.

 

·  Civilized people need love for full sexual satisfaction

·  Without a doubt, women are the foundation stone of the society; but always remember who laid them!

·  Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin- it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring

·  Masturbation is like procrastination, it's all good and fun until you realize you are only fucking yourself.

 

·  An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card

·  Go braless: it'll pull the wrinkles out of your face

 

·  The irony of a blow job is that even if you have her at your feet she's got you by the balls.

·  I'm definitely claustrophobic. I have a morbid fear of tight spaces. Thankfully, with my girlfriend, I'll never have a problem with that

 

·  Friends are like condoms; they protect you when things get hard

·  You know it's always business doing pleasure with you

 

·  I am skilled at the art of love. I just wish I had a bigger paintbrush

·  The only loss that causes sense of achievement is Virginity.

 

·  A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts removing it

·  I guess you could call me a polygamist.Sometimes I switch hands.

·  Without nipples, breasts would be pointless.

·  Make love not war because Condoms are cheaper than Guns!

 

·  Silence doesn't mean your sexual performance left her speechless.

·  Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when the music stops.

 

·  Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

·  Definition of will power: Looking into the eyes of a topless waitress!

 

·  It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl

·  One of the side effects of Viagra is a headache. Every time I take a pill, my wife gets a headache.

 

·  I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.

·  There is a tax on sex... it's called 'children'.

 

·  Happiness is like penis; always looks small if you hold it in your hands but when you learn to share it, you'll realize how big & precious it is!

·  Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a raise.

·  girl who opens her hands receives gifts. Who opens her heart receives love. Who opens her legs receives HAPPENIS.

·  Wives are funny creatures... They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does!

 

·  Too much arousal can bring on a hard-attack.

·  New AIDS awareness slogan: Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.

 

·  Guys are like roses, just watch out for the pricks.

·  Go on. Add some variety to your sex life...Use the other hand!

 

·  I'm so horny, I get aroused when I squeeze into a tight parking place.

·  College is like a woman; you work so hard to get in and nine months later you wish you'd never come.

 

·  Honeymoon Salad: Lettuce alone, with no dressing.

·  Text msgs are like a blow job from an amateur prostitute......short sweet and cheap!

 

·  I think I've reached my sexpiration date.

·  Men are like bagpipes... you won`t get anywhere unless you blow them first!

·  My pregnant girlfriend reminds me of a burned cake. I wish I had removed it a minute earlier.

·  I Must Be a Proctologist Because I Work With Assholes.

 

·  Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a raise.

·  Do a mouse a favour... Eat a Pussy!

 

·  When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!

·  Vitamins are good for what ails you. Viagra is good for what fails you.

 

·  If it were truly the thought that counted, more women would be pregnant.

·  Text messaging is like a blowjob off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!

 

·  When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!

·  If you are being raped and you cannot defend yourself... keep still and enjoy it!

 

·  Life is like a dick! When it's hard Fuck it!

·  Whenever you feel low, depressed or useless, remember that you are the same sperm that won a battle against a million others.

 

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