Who needs prayers ?

A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a

problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know

how to say one thing. They keep saying "Hi, we're hot. Do you want a

date?"

 "That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed. "But I do have

a solution

to your problem. Bring your two parrots over to my house and I will

put them with my two male talking parrots to whom I have taught to

pray and read the bible.. 

 My parrots will then teach your parrots to stop saying that

terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to pray and

worship."

 So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the

priest's house. The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary

beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her female talking

parrots in with the male alking Parrots, and the female parrots

say, "Hi, we're hot. Do you want a date?"

 One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and

screams, "Put your Bible away Idiot, our prayers have been

answered!!!! !!!"